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The myth of the muse

The muse is not a person. The muse is a habit. People who wait for inspiration get a thin trickle. People who show up at the same desk, at the same hour, with the same pencil get a flood.

This is not because the second group is more talented. It’s because they have stopped negotiating with themselves about whether today is a writing day. Every day is a writing day. The work decides what it wants to be when it wants to be.

“I write only when inspiration strikes. Fortunately, it strikes every morning at nine o’clock sharp.” — W. Somerset Maugham

The mythology around the muse exists for one reason: it lets us off the hook on the days when nothing comes. But the days when nothing comes are exactly the days the work gets done. The good days are when you collect the harvest. The hard days are when you plant.

Most writers are looking for permission. The muse is the permission they invent because they’re afraid to give it to themselves. You don’t need her. You need a chair.

What makes a sound rhyme?

Most people think rhyme is about the letters at the end of a word. It isn’t. Rhyme is about vowel assonance — the shape your mouth makes when the syllable lands. Consonants are a garnish.

That’s why rhyme can rhyme with time and divine: the vowel matches. The letters don’t have to.

The vowel does the work

English has roughly 14 vowel sounds. Not five — the alphabet lies to you about that. cat, bed, sit, cot, cut — all different. Each one is a separate landing zone for the mouth.

If your two words land in the same zone, they rhyme. If they don’t, they don’t — no matter what they look like on the page.

Consonants color the vowel

R, L, and the nasals (M, N, NG) stain the vowel they touch. car isn’t AH plus R, it’s a new color entirely. Once you hear that, “war” and “more” stop being mysterious and start being obvious.

If two words share a color, they rhyme. If they don’t, you know exactly why — and exactly what to look for.

This is the whole insight behind wurds.org. Color is how the ear sees. The page just catches up.

Five questions to ask before you publish

Before you hit send on the thing you’ve been writing, run it through five small filters. Most ideas survive four. The good ones survive all five.

  1. Is it true? Not technically defensible. True. The way you’d say it to a friend.
  2. Is it useful? If a reader nods and closes the tab, did anything change? If not, why send it?
  3. Is it short? If you can cut a paragraph, cut it. If you can cut a sentence, definitely cut it.
  4. Does it sound like you? Read it out loud. If it doesn’t sound like the person who wrote it, something is off.
  5. Would you read it? If a stranger sent this to you, would you finish it?

Most of what people publish fails on three or four of these. The fix is almost always to delete more.

The first draft is for you. The second draft is for the reader. There is rarely a need for a third.

Ship the thing.

The compounding effect of small ideas

One small idea isn’t worth much. A hundred small ideas, written down and stacked on top of each other, are worth quite a lot. The trick is the stacking.

Most people throw their small ideas away. They don’t seem big enough to keep. So the work never compounds. Each new idea has to start from scratch, and starting from scratch is expensive.

The writers who keep notebooks aren’t smarter. They’ve just decided in advance that even the small ideas are worth catching. And after a year of that, they have a bookshelf instead of a memory.

Compounding works the same way for ideas as it does for money. The first decade is boring. The second decade is the whole point.

If you’re impatient, ideas are a bad investment. If you can wait, almost nothing pays better.

Either, or eye-ther

Is it eether or eyether? Both. The pronunciation is yours. The rhyme follows.

English is full of these forks. Caramel has two syllables in some mouths and three in others. Pecan shapeshifts depending on whose grandmother taught you the word. Either can land on EE or AY and both are correct.

This used to be a problem for rhyme. The dictionary picks one. The neural network picks one. But you, the writer, might want the other.

Variants

The fix is simple: let the word have more than one face. Pick the one that fits your line. If you want eyether to rhyme with fire, you can. If you want it to rhyme with breather, you can do that too. Different song. Same word.

Your ear is the authority. The dictionary is just a suggestion someone wrote down.

The point of writing is precision. Precision means picking the version of the word that says what you mean — in your voice, in your accent, in the song you’re actually singing. There is no neutral pronunciation. There’s only yours.

Permission to be wrong

If you give yourself permission to write a bad first draft, you almost always get a good second one. If you don’t, you get nothing — because there is no draft.

The blank page beats most writers because the blank page is winning a fight you haven’t agreed to have. You’re trying to write something good. The page is trying to make you stop. The way out is to stop trying to write something good. Write something bad on purpose. Then the page has nothing left to threaten you with.

You can’t edit a blank page. You can edit almost anything else.

This isn’t a productivity tip. It’s a posture. The writer who is willing to be wrong in a notebook nobody will read is the writer who eventually says something nobody else has said. The writer who refuses to be wrong is the writer who never finishes anything.

Be wrong on purpose for a while. See what happens.

Why I keep a notebook

The notebook is cheaper than therapy and more honest than memory. Everything I think I’ll remember, I won’t. Everything I write down lasts longer than I do.

It also slows me down, which is the real reason. Typing is fast. Speech is fast. The hand is slow on purpose. The slowness is what does the thinking.

Three rules

  1. Date the page. The note becomes a fossil; the date is the layer.
  2. One idea per page. If a second idea shows up, give it its own page.
  3. Don’t go back and edit. Yesterday’s mistake is today’s evidence.

That’s the whole system. There is nothing fancier underneath it. The notebooks pile up. After a few years, the pile is the work.

The notebook is a memory exoskeleton. The point isn’t to store everything — it’s to store the things you’ll thank yourself for later.

When the work is the message

Sometimes the medium isn’t the message — the work itself is. The way you do the thing teaches more than what you say about it.

You can write a thousand words about how rhyme isn’t really about letters, or you can show someone two words on a page in matching colors and let them figure it out in three seconds. The second method changes minds. The first method gets you nodded at.

Don’t tell me. Build it so I have to see it.

The hardest part of this is letting the work be quieter than the explanation. Most of us have been trained to over-explain. The teacher inside us thinks if we don’t spell it out, the student won’t get it. But the student does get it — faster, and remembers it longer — when they figure it out themselves.

Your job is to set up the moment of recognition. Then get out of the way.